Defining a wool.

I have nothing at all against foreigners, maybe germans, suicide bombers and the Romans but wools..they severley make me fucking fume.

Scousers take pride in looking decent before they step out their house. making an effort, wearing clean clothes and generally smelling and looking nice. Whereas a wool just picks up fucking anything, lashes it on, swerves brushing their teeth then head for the ferry. The majority of wools are that inbred that they are born with utterly shite levels of hand to eye co-ordination which leads them to buy trainees, yes trainees, not trainERS which have straps. Even the fair few that do buy (trainees, trabs, webs or wheels) with laces strangle the fuck out of them. A wool can make a size 8 pair of 110's look like a 13, long, skinny and curled up at the fucking top.

Everywhere you go in Liverpool you can spot a wool. They are the easiest 'race' to pick out. If you need help in WoolSpotting then you're a wool yourself and still in the denial stages. There are a few dead certs below that will come with every wool.

• Earrings on men (Queer Rings) - what the fuck is this all about?
• White socks - Jeans don't fit, showing an extreme case of white sockism.
• Football shirts - Shouldn't be worn if over the age of 10.
• Fringes - Combed down and flat as fuck.
• Jeans with a pair of Asics - Asics are gym trainees mate. Go away. Assess your life.
• Accent - Disgraceful and noticable, mostly refer to Liverpool as 'the pool'. Mings.
• Toms - Worst excuse for footwear on the planet, picture with description is below.

See that picture there yer? What the fuck are they? Apparently, when a pair of these £10 Toms are bought, some kid in Africa also gets a pair. I can't help but feel sorry for some poor African kid, sitting off in Africa, needing food, water and education and minding his own business then getting a pair of these. As if the other African kids are just gonna sit there an be like "Yo Mundabi man, that footwear is fineeee bruda." This wouldn't happen, any African kid that is forced to wear these would immediately become a bully victim. They look like an ankle sock...glued to a Weetabix.

Finishing this blog with the words - I'm fucking made up my wheelie bin is purple and I'm not a wool.

Stay #Jeem